Tiens, je ne savais pas où mettre mon poste... mais en voyant le prénom, j'ai décidé de le mettre là... J'ai un moment hésité à poster dans la catégorie lubie musicale du moment, mais vu que c'est du rap, bof bof...
Alors, que j'explique, ça n'est pas du premier degré, mais c'est quand même vachement
voir
à la deuxième écoute, en pigeant plus les paroles ça m'a bien fait rire... surtout le viking... et la pauv' gosse habillée en Amildala.
C'est donc une interwiew bidon de Natalie Portman
mais qui part de façon spéciale...
Vla la transcription de ce qui se dit :
"Chris Parnell: We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.
Natalie Portman: Hello.
Parnell: So, Natalie, what's the day in life of Natalie Portman like?
Portman: Do you really want to know?
Parnell: Yes, tell us.
Portman: I don't sleep mother f***er
off that yak and bourbon
doin' 120 gettin head while I'm swervin
Seth Meyers: D**n Natalie you a crazy chick
Portman: Yo shut the f*** up and suck my d**k
I'm bustin dudes mouth like gushers mother f***er
roll up on NBC and smack the s**t outta Jeff Zucker
Guys: What you want Natalie
Portman: to drink and fight
Guys: what you need Natalie
Portman: to f*** all night
Don't test when i'm crazy on that airplane glue
put my foot down your throat
till you s**t in my shoe
leave you screaming
pay for my dry cleaning
f*** you man
It's my name that he's screamin'
Parnell: I'm sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?
Portman: I never said I was a role model.
Parnell: What about the kids taht look up to you? Do you have a message for them?
Portman: All the kids lookin up to me can suck d**k
It's portman mother f***er
drink till i'm sick
slit your throat
and poor nitrous down the hole
watch you laugh and cry
while I laugh you die
and all the Jews
you know I'm talkin to you
Guys: we love you natalie
Portman: I wanna f*** you too
P is for portman
P is for pound
i'll kill your f**in dog for fun so don't push me
Parnell: Well, Natalie I'm surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate.
Portman: Well there's a lot you may not know about me.
Parnell: Really? Such as?
When I was in Harvard
I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test
and snorted all the yay
I gotta a def posse
and you gotta buncha dudes
I sit down on your face and take a s**t
Andy Samberg: Natalie you are a bad @$$ b***h (h**l yah)
and I always pay for your dry cleanin
when my s**t gets in your shoe
as for the drug use
well I can vouch for that
my d**k is scared of you
girl
Parnell: Okie-doke. One final question, if you steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it--
(Portman throws chair at Parnell)
Portman: No more questions
What! "
Et voilà le lien :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1INgn8lzaI
En fait, je mets ça sur le forum mais je suis pas sur que ça intéresse grand monde... à part peut-être Fufuchs...
bon, bah, à l'avance :
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